April Fool's Day
- crystallann

- Apr 1, 2017
- 1 min read
Updated: Jul 23, 2020

So if you haven't heard, today is the big day! Trust no one. I've never been fond of this day. Mainly because I am always the loser, well, 2017 is my year for big things. I have 3 children and I plan to use this as revenge! Started the day at midnight when the kids wanted a night-time snack. Ever had hot sauce in your cereal? I will say, not pleasant but hilarious. Don't worry, for dessert after dinner, they will be eating sour cream and not ice-cream. Kool-Aid packets emptied into the shower head. When will it end. By the end of today they will want to live with grandma, win-win?
Also, a Happy Birthday to my Brother Robert! This is not a joke.
EDIT: Jokes on me. After the pranks I pulled, the youngest ended the night in the ER for chicken pox. Like who even gets chicken pox anymore?
Worst April Fool's Yet. 2018 will be my year!


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